Friday, September 12, 2014

4 the Best Years of Your Life


    Shotgunning a beer: Creating a hole in a beer can, while opening in up sideways in order to maximize air flow. Shotgunning is one of Americas pastimes, whether it is tipping back a Natty Light or if you are super classy, a Bud Light. Some people may think shotgunning is childish or immature, but in reality it is how you bond with a beer as well as your buddies. While shotgunning you really get the chance to see who your real friends are. Even if you're 12 beers deep, and a friend asks you to shotgun, you do it.
    The Beer Bong: Similar to shotgunning, but a completely different way of drinking a beer which involves funneling the beer as fast as you can. The beer bong is a way to open your throat and to prove who the real party animals are. While bonging a beer, you have the opportunity to become one with the beer. You have the chance to understand the amount of carbonation a beer has, as it slides down your throat. A little piece of advice is that if you want to make a name for yourself, do it by bonging multiple beers at once. It's a sign superiority.
    Beer Pong: A team sport with the objective of throwing a ping-pong ball into the opponents cup which is filled with beer. Beer Pong is a game where you find out who the real athletes are in the crowd.  The sport doesn't necessarily need two great players on one team, a lot of it has to do with the team chemistry. If two players work well with one another, the team can mentally ruin their opponents and take over to get the win.
    Punch Chug: The idea of filling up a red plastic cup to the top, followed by chugging it as fast as humanly possible. One may underestimate the power of punch chugging, but when you hear that guy in the corner of the room screaming "Punch CHUGGG" drop what you are doing and run to the punch to fill your cup. Punch chugs do hit you hard due to the massive amounts of liquor and sugar, but it is one thing that's almost impossible to turn down.
    The four things listed above are some of the biggest factors why college is the greatest place on  earth. They teach you about yourself, how to work well with others, and how to achieve the best possible four years of your entire life.

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